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Ragged 8 months ago under: Paris Hilton

He must have took her to the car was and power washed and scrubbed her "hoo hah"

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"Paris Hilton was blessed by a shaman the other day and guess what. It worked! Now she's even dumber than last week. Hurrah!

Being an old Asian guy with a beard must be the cushiest job in Hollywood because 50 years of borderline racist movies have taught us that Asians are studious, know some type of martial art and have mystical powers from the Orient. Also, the funnier their accent, the wiser they are. Combine that with the fact that a lot of celebrities are retarded and I'll bet you this guy is loaded...."
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The "shaman" looks like my Uncle Fred.
Reply | Flag as Abuse | posted 8 months ago
NO shaman could clean her at the degree necessary for a proper "cleansing"
Reply | Flag as Abuse | posted 8 months ago
feralart
... it's like polishing a turd
feralart must register to receive Star Power
Reply | Flag as Abuse | posted 8 months ago
i honestly think paris is a genius. like...mensa caliber. she does stupid shit, and we all read it and she just gets more fame from it. then she goes home and night and laughs at how gullible the american people are while she rolls in piles of money
Reply | Flag as Abuse | posted 8 months ago
Ok, so I glanced at the title and choked on my cheerios a little.
Reply | Flag as Abuse | posted 8 months ago
lmfao..ya right..ok..cleanse that whore
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