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So.. If she watched the Sopranos instead, would she have tried to join the mob? What a cop-out..

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"A girl named "Lisa" claims the character of Samantha on "Sex And The City" turned her into a 14-year-old slut. The Long Island, NY native started watching the show when she was 14, the same year she lost her virginity. She quickly began ordering cosmos in bars she snuck into and cheated on her boyfriend with around seven dudes in just one week.

Lisa, now 22, told ABC News, "When you're that age you try to emulate people on TV. Carrie smoked, so I smoked, Samantha looked at hooking up with random people as not a big deal, so that's what I did too. It wasn't 'Sex And The City's' fault. I love the show, but I think it made it a little easier to justify my behavior."

Lisa said her obsession with the show became so intense that she even re-enacted one Samantha scene in her own life. In the scene, a dude cums in Samantha's mouth and his junk doesn't taste good. She tells the dude that his jizz is rotten. Lisa did the same thing,"That was something that happened to me. I used her exact words: 'You have funky spunk.' I knew from watching the show that it had to do with something he was eating."

At the age of 19, Lisa dumped her skank ways. She moved to Utah, became a Mormon, married some dude and had two kids. Her new husband, also a Mormon, doesn't let her watch the show anymore. She later sold her DVDs on eBay and said everything's OK now.

Eh, she would've done that shit anyway. That's like blaming Blanche Deveraux and "The Golden Girls" reruns for turning me into a teen whore bag. Wait, I did enjoy wearing feathered robes while romancing my lovers. I also developed a strange craving for cheesecake. Maybe Blanche did have something to do with it. There's a lawsuit there somewhere.

I'm guessing Lisa is actually some 45-year-old publicist from HBO named Albert. I mean, the SATC PR machine is in full gear. They are working every angle.

Submitted by TT99 on May 22, 2008 - 7:39pm.

I totally learned how to be a slut by watching Blanche Deverereax. She's an OG.

Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 22, 2008 - 7:29pm...."
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thats thee most retarded thing ive read today!! and trust there are lots of stupid things to read, over pleasant and enlighting....you're a slut~ end of story! ha
Reply | Flag as Abuse | posted 5 months ago
Hey I have an idea get a job you low life "slut" instead of trying to freeload. Where were your parents?? If you had been home on time off the short bus maybe you would have been watching Sesame Street like your mentality is capable of digesting, and you would be suing them because you live in a trash can.
Reply | Flag as Abuse | posted 5 months ago
Chris
I admit the show does make women look like sluts but it's not real. Get a life you little whore
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Reply | Flag as Abuse | posted 5 months ago
wow -- what has happened to good parenting in our decade!
Reply | Flag as Abuse | posted 5 months ago
so she decided 7 years later that it's Sex and the City's fault?
So what show is she blaming on becoming a Mormon 5 years later?
Reply | Flag as Abuse | posted 5 months ago
get a real life and a real job, stop the insanity, and stop blaming television for your crappy life and that you turned out to be a WHORE!!
Reply | Flag as Abuse | posted 5 months ago
Sami Lee
Most likely the little whore will be blaming Big Love for becoming a Mormon...Since she is blaming Sex And the City for becoming a whore...
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Reply | Flag as Abuse | posted 5 months ago
Rich
I CAN REALY SEE HOW THAT SHOW CAN MAKE 14 YEAR OLD DO THAT I CANT STAND THAT SHOW AND I HOPE THAY GET SUES 9 PM IS STILL TOO
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Reply | Flag as Abuse | posted 5 months ago
ok so if she can blame sex and the city for her being that way then i guess every man can sue Playboy mag for carpal tunnel from their teenage years too!
Reply | Flag as Abuse | posted 5 months ago
Wycked W
Notice she didn't try to emulate Miranda and become a Harvard Law School Graduate... Dumbazz.
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Reply | Flag as Abuse | posted 5 months ago
Thats worse than blaming video games for violence.


we have sunk to a new low.
Reply | Flag as Abuse | posted 5 months ago
ann
Oh please that is so stupid. she shouldn't have been watching sitc anyway . her parents should have done what most caring parents do put blocks on the tv so the kids can't watch that stuff.
Reply | Flag as Abuse | posted 5 months ago
So Hip Hop is to blame for cops getting killed, God is to blame for John Graziano to be in the state he's in, and Sex in the City is to blame if a girl acts slutty.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
Reply | Flag as Abuse | posted 5 months ago
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