Paris is the hottiest celeb. right now folks. So fuck all of you that talk shit because your just jealios

First, "Paris" and "hot" don't belong in the same sentence, unless it's "I threw Paris in the Oven, it was Hot" -- Second...unregistered dumbasses SUCK

'get's a ball gag ready'

only if he's cute...

Trust me on this, he would Not be happy, lol.

I have never been a fan of Paris Hilton. But shes looking ok right there. Its better than seeing a walking skeleton ain't it !?!?!?

Oooooooo can I help? Please???

you spelled jealous wrong.

LOL

not sure i even wanna know...

this brings a whole lotta different images to mind

Oh Em Gee!!

PLEASE dont tell me she's reproducing

Run for the hills folks. On second thought, run for the mountains. There are more places to hide!

lol remember all those things we were going to use on Anthony for the baby in the lap driving incident....well those things would work here also plus the ball gag. hehe

not my mountains though!!!! LMFAO

Damn! You're telling I'm not safe?

*runs out to grab some balls*

oh, wait...

want me to hold him down while you grab? lol

lol

hold his shoulders, and put ur knee on his chest...LOL

ive never done this before...I SWEAR!!

nah it would work better if I'm the opposite direction and I hold his arms down and I suffocate him....LOL

woohoo!!

a good time had by all