Can’t the scientology aliens cure a common cold, oh that’s right they do not believe in medicine, understanding the mind and blocking the bad controlling alien can cure your cold.

i understand ya wanna make sure your kids don't get some sort of funky germs on them... hell, i have bottles of hand sanitizer all over the house, but to wipe down an entire playground?
wouldn't be easier just to have one built in ya backyard? lol