Gosh darn it! Being a babe magnet and having tons of adoring groupies just doesn't feel normal! Some of those chicks I'm sure are even legal. Here's an idea, wash off that make up and try to look masculine. I'm sure you could then go out without anyone recognizing you.

Grow some facial hair, put on a wifebeater and a trucker cap, no one will ever think you're the sissy boy from HSM.