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25, Male, San Francisco, CA
Ragging since May 06, 2008
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25, Male, San Francisco, CA
Ragging since May 06, 2008
About Me:
Hit me up on Fubar -- www.Fubar.com/Turtle -=- If you don't have a fubar account, you're missing out! Sign up using this link: http://www.fubar.com/join.php?friend=1245011!
My Goal: To ONLY post relevant, real news from reliable sources. You will never see a rag by me from less-than-reliable sources (i.e. so-called "celebrity bloggers" like Perez Hilton).
I am a very unique person. I remind most of people they have met in the past but at the same time am unlike anyone you have ever met, or will meet again. I am a very intelligent person, without being a brainiac. I have been told I have a tongue like a shovel, when I'm in trouble I start talking and rather than bail myself out, I dig myself deeper. I tend to speak when being quiet would serve me better and vice versa.
I am both an introvert and an extrovert. I am composed and chaotic. Sane and Crazy. Active and lazy. I am The Gemini, a walking contradiction. I'm late for everything and usually get lost on the way there. But there is always a reason behind it and I usually end up learning something on the way.
My past is very important to me, I tend to dwell on things but not get stuck on them. I look back to analyze and evaluate, to learn from my mistakes and the mistakes of others. I find life to be one great joke and have come to the realization that in life, you either learn to laugh or you start screaming & don't stop; thus I have an odd sense of humor and often find things funny that others do not.
I am a very understanding person, tend to be a tad cynical and even at times jaded. I consider myself a "realist". I see the world for what it is, and not what I wish it was.
One of my friends recently told me that I am "the straightest gay man [she] has ever met". Interestingly enough, it's not the first time I've heard that, and probably won't be the last.
To sum it up, I am an oddball, when the Gods made me, the mold didn't break, it freaking exploded.
Hit me up on Fubar -- www.Fubar.com/Turtle
My Goal: To ONLY post relevant, real news from reliable sources. You will never see a rag by me from less-than-reliable sources (i.e. so-called "celebrity bloggers" like Perez Hilton).
I am a very unique person. I remind most of people they have met in the past but at the same time am unlike anyone you have ever met, or will meet again. I am a very intelligent person, without being a brainiac. I have been told I have a tongue like a shovel, when I'm in trouble I start talking and rather than bail myself out, I dig myself deeper. I tend to speak when being quiet would serve me better and vice versa.
I am both an introvert and an extrovert. I am composed and chaotic. Sane and Crazy. Active and lazy. I am The Gemini, a walking contradiction. I'm late for everything and usually get lost on the way there. But there is always a reason behind it and I usually end up learning something on the way.
My past is very important to me, I tend to dwell on things but not get stuck on them. I look back to analyze and evaluate, to learn from my mistakes and the mistakes of others. I find life to be one great joke and have come to the realization that in life, you either learn to laugh or you start screaming & don't stop; thus I have an odd sense of humor and often find things funny that others do not.
I am a very understanding person, tend to be a tad cynical and even at times jaded. I consider myself a "realist". I see the world for what it is, and not what I wish it was.
One of my friends recently told me that I am "the straightest gay man [she] has ever met". Interestingly enough, it's not the first time I've heard that, and probably won't be the last.
To sum it up, I am an oddball, when the Gods made me, the mold didn't break, it freaking exploded.
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Source: partyhearty.org
Greyhound Pulls Ads After Cannibal Attack in Canada 2 months ago
"WINNIPEG — Greyhound has scrapped an ad campaign that extolled the peaceful, worry-free upside of bus travel following the beheading of a passenger near Winnipeg.
The punch line of the ad was "There's a reason you've never heard of 'bus rage."' Greyhound spokeswoman Abby Wambaugh says the company feels the ad, launched last year, could be offensive and that it is no longer appropriate...."
The punch line of the ad was "There's a reason you've never heard of 'bus rage."' Greyhound spokeswoman Abby Wambaugh says the company feels the ad, launched last year, could be offensive and that it is no longer appropriate...."

Check out the pic, it's hilarious! Talk about irony!!! I don't get how this happened, without anyone noticing/stopping it though....doesn't make sense.
Source: msn.com
Jenny McCarthy speaks out on Michael Savage 2 months ago
"Radio shock jock Michael Savage's attack on autism angered parents of autistic children. Jenny McCarthy, whose son Evan is autistic, was deeply infuriated by Savage's heartless words. Now, for the first time publicly, in an interview with "Access Hollywood's Nancy O'Dell," McCarthy speaks out.
"I'll tell you what autism is - it's a brat that hasn't been told to cut the act out," Savage said two weeks ago.
"What was your reaction?" O'Dell asked McCarthy.
"You know, I immediately get the news the sec......"
"I'll tell you what autism is - it's a brat that hasn't been told to cut the act out," Savage said two weeks ago.
"What was your reaction?" O'Dell asked McCarthy.
"You know, I immediately get the news the sec......"
Source: msn.com

What Savage said was completely out of line and I'm glad that someone is stepping up to him - even if it is Jenny McCarthy...
Source: msn.com
Verne Troyer sues ex-girlfriend for $20 million 2 months ago
"LOS ANGELES - The battle over a sex tape featuring Verne Troyer has reignited after that actor sued his ex-girlfriend for $20 million, claiming she allowed snippets of the tape to be released.
Troyer' s lawsuit also claims that ex-girlfriend Ranae Shrider was abusive and inflicted emotional distress on the "Austin Powers" actor.
The new lawsuit comes roughly two weeks after Troyer settled with a porn distributor and broker and successfully blocked the release of the 50-minute tape of him and Shrider ha......"
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The new lawsuit comes roughly two weeks after Troyer settled with a porn distributor and broker and successfully blocked the release of the 50-minute tape of him and Shrider ha......"
Source: msn.com

I am so tired of listening to this little runt whine. He acts like the world owes him one - a fact that he made bluntly clear when he was on Surreal Life - well news flash Verne, you're not the only "small person" in the world, and they do just fine. Excuse the pun, but grow up.
Activity:
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"The Media acts like they've never seen Lesbians before..." on the article Sam n LiLo in the spotlight.......................again.........shocked ain't ya! 2 months ago
Comment:
"I don't get why ppl are all freakin out over this one....What chick doesn't steal & wear her boyfriend's clothes?
REALITY CHECK! ISLE 5!" on the article Katie Holmes Wearing Tom Cruise's Jeans2 months ago
REALITY CHECK! ISLE 5!" on the article Katie Holmes Wearing Tom Cruise's Jeans2 months ago
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"".. there are no words or thoughts coming to my brain...."
...hers either." on the article Paris Hilton: Soon to be a Cartoon?2 months ago
...hers either." on the article Paris Hilton: Soon to be a Cartoon?2 months ago
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