"While Sarah Larson is using the post-breakup spotlight to try and get a job not cocktail waitressing -- George Clooney is busy welcoming fresh meat to his Italian digs.Tough..."

"The British media is now reporting that Paul Burrell, the man who has repeated $old her out since her death, was more than just a butler to Princess Diana.They claim he was also her "round-the-clock" sex slave and that she was "kinky" in bed!

Can't they let her rest in peace???..."

"Cristiano Ronaldo is not the only pretty one on the team!

Say hello to our future husband, y'all.

His name is Miguel Veloso and he plays for Portugal.There are rumors that he might be joining Manchester United as well, but AC Milan has expressed interest as well.

Why don't the Galaxy sign him and he can come play with Becks in L.A.?

Plus, he'd be that much closer to us!!!!..."