"Did you ever have a band you really liked that quickly declined into making really shitty music for many years, and you sort of forget about them being a current band until, one day, on the radio, you hear something vaguely familiar and not that terrible anymore--it's that old band you liked!And you're like, "While this is clearly well below the standards of their hey-day, it seems all right. I mean, I'd never, ever buy the album--they've clearly lost most of their early talent and the rest of the tracks ar......"

"What're you seeing above is a deliberate attempt by Paris Hilton to gain attention by wearing maternity clothes. But since I drink 12 cups of awesome for breakfast, I'm going a different route: Paris Hilton is getting fat...."

"Ladies, you're going to have to help me out on this one because I'm freakin' clueless about this stuff: What the hell is going on with Tila Tequila's tan?..."